Pink and White
Just answered white, but here’s pink for ya:
1.) My mom makes the greatest fried chicken in the world and I will fight anyone who says differently.
2.) Thanks to my mom all our home videos have been… edited. If you ask her, she’ll show you her greatest work: Baby me with photoshopped shutter shades singing auto-tuned about how much I want chicken. Yep…
3.) My step-dad used to be hardcore into the army. I guess “Badass Army Man” is my mom’s type or something.
4.) I get my road rage from my mom. Don’t get in the car with her.
